The hometown sound is going through a phase
Getting a gig is a follicular maze
But here’s a little trick that will help you with that
Get a YouTube channel and wear a beard and a hat
DeKalb and Garst, Kruger and Stine
Seed company hats are the finest kind
Then it’s about your coif, wear it scraggly and long
And try to reference it in one of your songs
CHORUS
It all sounds better with a beard and a hat
Monday night is better with a beard and a hat
Like a true troubadour walking over the land
A man and his Martin and a beard and a hat
BRIDGE
A man with a beard and a hat
A man with a beard and a hat
It all sounds better with a beard and a hat
It all sounds better with a beard and a hat
I’ve got the best three chords that you’ve ever heard
And three full verses of the greatest words
But there’s something even better that I’ve put in my act
I play it all for you wearing a beard and a hat
CHORUS
OUTRO